10,000 Spankings with a Wooden Spoon.

(The perfect goodnight story. Creative credits go to Maxwell, Katie & Sam.)

Biography : "10,000 spankings with a wooden spoon."
A book about Spoon Reed.

Part one.
"He was a young kitchen utensil on the break of being sold when the most awful happening just so happened to happen to a spoon that just so happened to be Mr. Spoon himself. The story of what happened cannot be told for all that tell and all that are told get 10,000 spankings. To make a long story vague, he leaves Pier 1 and goes off with a wizard who lives in a hippie van. (not the good kind of hippie van.) We will pick up many moons and poorly directed motion pictures later when Spoon finds himself living a life of a dirty street bum with listens to Bob Dylan but hates Bob Dylan."